"Miss P did you eat an olive last night?"
"Yep, I ate olive it"
Random Crap My Kids Say
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Thursday, June 20, 2013
Terrible Lies
Me: Miss P! What did you just say? Did I hear a naughty word?
Miss P: ".........I didn't say shit?"
Thursday, June 6, 2013
That's enough Dora for now.
Me: "Where do you live, Miss P?"
P: [gives street address]
Me: "What suburb? "
P: "........South America?"
P: [gives street address]
Me: "What suburb? "
P: "........South America?"
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
A Bridge Too Far
While driving through the heavy fog this morning
"Look, you can't see the end of the bridge because of all the fog"
"Daddy that bridge is too bridgey"
"Did you mean foggy?"
"Yes"
"Look, you can't see the end of the bridge because of all the fog"
"Daddy that bridge is too bridgey"
"Did you mean foggy?"
"Yes"
Monday, May 27, 2013
Thursday, May 23, 2013
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Friday, May 17, 2013
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Sunday, May 12, 2013
Milk and Cookies
"Daddy, can I have some chocolate milk?"
"Sure once you clean your room"
"No Thanks Daddy, I'm not thirsty anymore."
"Sure once you clean your room"
"No Thanks Daddy, I'm not thirsty anymore."
Friday, May 10, 2013
Thursday, May 9, 2013
Friday, May 3, 2013
A Very Serious Matter
"People look very serious when they wear tights"
"Why so?"
"Because they are cream".
"Why so?"
"Because they are cream".
The Wonder of Birth
Miss P: I know how babies come out!
Me: Really, how?
Miss P: Babies start in your belly, then they come out your bum like this (bends over and makes loud farting sounds while sticking her bottom out)
Me: Really, how?
Miss P: Babies start in your belly, then they come out your bum like this (bends over and makes loud farting sounds while sticking her bottom out)
Thursday, May 2, 2013
Foodie
Miss P: What's rice made of?
Me: Rice?
Miss P: No, what is it MADE of (looks at me like I'm a complete idiot)
Engineering 101
Me: Miss P, just build a bridge
Miss P: Mumma, stop saying that. I can't build a bridge, allthe people will fall off!
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