Saturday, October 19, 2013

Foodie

"Miss P did you eat an olive last night?"
"Yep, I ate olive it"

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Brocco....what?

Me: What's this called? [Hold up avocado]
Miss P: ......ummmmm Brocco-melon?

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Big School

Mum, when I go to big school next year, can I get a nose ring?

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Terrible Lies

Me: Miss P! What did you just say? Did I hear a naughty word?
Miss P: ".........I didn't say shit?"

Thursday, June 6, 2013

That's enough Dora for now.

Me: "Where do you live, Miss P?"
P: [gives street address]
Me: "What suburb? "
P: "........South America?"

Saturday, June 1, 2013

A Star Wars Fan

While watching Star Wars for the first time

"Is that Dark Baider?"


Tuesday, May 28, 2013

A Bridge Too Far

While driving through the heavy fog this morning

"Look, you can't see the end of the bridge because of all the fog"

"Daddy that bridge is too bridgey"

"Did you mean foggy?"

"Yes"

Monday, May 27, 2013

Miss PM

"Don't call me Miss P, call me Julia Gillard!"
"Why?"
"Because I want respect!"

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Er, how about no?

Mummy, when I am 15, I will be a mummy with two babies!

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Soft Kitty

Soft kitty, sleepy kitty
Little ball of......germs

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Friday, May 17, 2013

Wrong Genre...

"Daddy can we watch Start Whores?"

"I think you mean Star Wars"

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Breakfast woes

"Mum, this porridge is DISGUSTING..... it's destroying my LIFE."

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Milk and Cookies

"Daddy, can I have some chocolate milk?"

"Sure once you clean your room"

"No Thanks Daddy, I'm not thirsty anymore."


Age is no barrier

"Nanny, are you older and bigger than me?"

Friday, May 10, 2013

Science

Condensation...... it's little drops of water mole-peels.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Friday, May 3, 2013

A Very Serious Matter

"People look very serious when they wear tights"

"Why so?"

"Because they are cream".

The Wonder of Birth

Miss P: I know how babies come out!
Me: Really, how?
Miss P: Babies start in your belly, then they come out your bum like this (bends over and makes loud farting sounds while sticking her bottom out)

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Foodie

Miss P: What's rice made of?
Me: Rice?
Miss P: No, what is it MADE of (looks at me like I'm a complete idiot)

Engineering 101

Me: Miss P, just build a bridge
Miss P: Mumma, stop saying that. I can't build a bridge, allthe people will fall off!