Flawless logic

"Daddy, What's the sun made out of?"

 "Mostly Hydrogen"

"No Daddy, it's made of sunlight".

Toilet Humour

Miss P (while with me in a cubicle in a crowded public toilet): Mummy, what's your vagina's name?

The Chatty Midget

Meet Miss P. She's four. She likes Toy Story, princesses, dancing, and talking. Lots of talking. Incessant talking. Her verbal curiosity is simultaneously challenging and hilarious.

I though I should start to record the random things that come out of her mouth, both for my own amusement and on the off chance that someone,  somewhere might also find her random thoughts as interesting and funny as we do.