Big School

Mum, when I go to big school next year, can I get a nose ring?

Terrible Lies

Me: Miss P! What did you just say? Did I hear a naughty word?
Miss P: ".........I didn't say shit?"

That's enough Dora for now.

Me: "Where do you live, Miss P?"
P: [gives street address]
Me: "What suburb? "
P: "........South America?"

A Star Wars Fan

While watching Star Wars for the first time

"Is that Dark Baider?"